that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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blackveilbrides:

BVB Army, I hope everyone has an excellent weekend! We are starting #TheBlackMass tour rehearsals! What songs do you wanna hear??💀Here’s a photo from one of yesterday’s shoots taken by the badass Sean Murphy for Revolver mag. http://ift.tt/1ukqiu6

blackveilbrides:

BVB Army, I hope everyone has an excellent weekend! We are starting #TheBlackMass tour rehearsals! What songs do you wanna hear??💀Here’s a photo from one of yesterday’s shoots taken by the badass Sean Murphy for Revolver mag. http://ift.tt/1ukqiu6

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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