plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

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"If I had a drink for every fuck I gave about you, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death."
- Anonymous   (via genies)

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tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

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saggiest:

Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again

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